Almost a Homework Excuse?

This is a recap of this morning, and why I was almost in need of a homework excuse.

6:00am- Alarm goes off. What? I just got to sleep!
6:00am- SNOOZE.
6:10am- Alarm goes off.
6:10am- SNOOZE.
6:15am- alarm on phone goes off.
6:16am- make bed/ pray/ pick todays outfit
6:22am- shower, and think about what I need to do today.
6:33am- clothes, hair, makeup, check weather (rain again), music, etc.
6:40am- realize that my 7am meeting was cancelled, complain to my imaginary friend that Im now awake. realize I can be early to my Epidemiology class, and work on work.
6:42am- continue getting ready.
6:59am- move backpack to bed, and figure out what I need to pack. Move important school paper from desk, and place on bed.
7:02am- make/ eat breakfast. OMLETTE, HASH BROWN, FRESH FRUIT. ya right, I had Cereal.
7:07am- walk in room, and turn on fan (who knows why, maybe I just wanted to push the buttons.)
7:08am- sit at desk, hear paper fall behind bed. CRAP.
7:09am- realize that the bed weighs 1 TON. Not possible to move alone. (Its seriously a 2 boy processs ask anyone that has lived in Tuscany. Remember difficulty at beg. of winter when Lauren, Skyler, and I tried to change its direction under the window.)
7:10am- CRAP. Think of a way to get needed paper, from behind bed.
7:15am- TAPE. But where is some string? No string. See earphones, and the long cord. Construct tape around cord, with a fabulous amount of surface area.
7:20am- not working. Try to walk through conversation in my head, about what Ill tell my teacher. Maybe aliens taking my work sounds more believable?
7:22am- return to kitchen. find really long wooden spoon.
7:24am- Tape around spoon, CHECK. Spoon down bed.
7:26am- Paper attaches. Prayer answered.
7:27am- kick stupid heavy bed.
7:27am- paper in backpack.
7:30am- leave for class. (cause it is as 7:45am)
7:45am- class starts. teachers says turn in work next class time.
7:46am- urge to crumple paper, and throw across room.